Is it just me or is the Joker running around dropping glass in every manufacturing plant in the Untied States? I seriously feel like I live in Gothem! Where the fuck is Batman? If we are not ingesting glass this week we might be eating shit and getting salmonella or e- coli poisoning. Y’all our food supply is off the chain.

So for my musing I am just sitting here wondering who the fuck is wandering around all of these food plants with glass and why? First it was just Trader Joe’s Chicken Fried Rice, then all of Pillsbury rolls and biscuits and now Outshine Popsicles come on people! What are you doing with glass around these vats? Are your glasses falling off your nerdy little heads? I feel like this warrants a SNL skit. All I can hear is David from Schitt’s Creek saying ” Eat Glass” and seeing you toss a beaker of your own feces into the boiling vat of fruit flavored goodness.

Speaking of Schitt’s Creek don’t even get my started on the entire diarrhea lettuce debacle caused by a parasite known as cyclospora; from shit, or shitting on your food, or shitting on your lettuce. OMG! Are you kidding me? I hated to eat vegetables when I was kid; can you imagine the parents today trying to get kids to eat their veggies? “No mom, I don’t want to eat it will make me shit! It make me shit real bad!” I mean they are not wrong… Now all I can see is Melissa McCarthy sitting on the sink in Bridesmaids screaming “It’s like Hot Lava” or Kristen Wiig saying “Oh you are really doing it, your shitin’ in the street.”

Come on America maybe try growing your own produce again? The social media comments on this topic are gold, people saying stuff like; it is the workers in the fields take a shit while working and still picking your produce, or maybe they used the leaves to wipe. UGH could you imagine? Then Taylor Farms just chops it all up into a ready made salad mix for you one vat at a time, yum. Well here is a fun factoid Taylor Farms is actually under going a corporate restructuring right now, did you know that? Did you look it up, or just read the basic Shitty headlines about the lettuce and Taco Bell and move on? Yeah so anytime the waters get muddy like this, I always look up the company to see what is happening at the corporate levels. It is a typically look over there while we do something over here scenario, much like our government, but what do I know?

I will say that our recent food supply issues have been really disturbing at best. It just begs to me to wonder is it all by design? Are we really just employing complete idiots that can not do better? Is this just what we have to look forward to as the Millennials and Gen Z start to get into positions of power? Bigger corporate fuck ups and getting much less quality product then you ever have in the past; so in essence we over promise and under deliver. Yes I know that is backwards but I said it correctly for what these crappy generations are already proving they can’t do or deliver. We are all REALLY 100% FUCKED. The participation awards prepared you for nothing, and there is no award waiting for you after these hellatious and colossal FUCK UPS; accept a turd sandwich with lettuce on top. Do better people!

P.S. Stock up on your toilet paper you are going to need it….

Lick Rust,

Veronica J.