Here is a fun musing for today, when I look at social media and watch these videos in peoples homes I love to peer into the back grounds and I have decided that people are truly PIGS! I mean straight up messy ass slobs that just would not know how to clean their own asses. It continually blows my mind how many people first of all want to put all of their uninteresting shit out there for rando voyeurs to watch. Like let’s make sink pasta by dumping a ton of spaghetti into my nasty ass sink and and adding a fuck ton of ingredients to it, then stir it around and serve it to 50 of my neighbor that will absolutely get food poisoning for it, since sinks are notoriously dirty. Or let’s make a fuck ton of nachos on the same counter top I change my babies diaper and clip my tiny little dogs toe nails in my last tutorial video I just posted. What a train wreck!

Another great one is the Amazon influencer’s that stand in their train wreck of closet to do self shots of the new clothes they are trying on to sell you. I am pick up your skivvies lady nobody wants to see your slutty thongs laying about unless your are a stripper and that’s what your doing. It has been my experience that most of those influencer’s are the messiest people on the fucking planet they just try to hide it out of frame or behind a closed door. It is all smoke and mirrors so to speak, or a big fake illusion of the lifestyle they are trying to sell you. They hardly live that way, just drop by their home unannounced for a pop in and see the unholy nightmare mess of house they live, I assure it is ungodly. Probably the closet you ever got to seeing the real, real was The Osbourne’s reality tv, because it was truly the first of it’s kind and they really had not idea what they were doing. So the dogs shit on the floor and the kids were on drugs and none of that crap was scripted like it all is now.

Another way to “judge a book by its cover” so to speak it by the way people keep up their yards, and exterior of their homes. If the yard has dead spots, weeds, is over grown it is likely a direct reflection of what is going on inside the home too. In my experience if the owner is too lazy to keep up outward appearances or have any pride in the their home from the street, it is doubtful that they have vacuumed or even thought about wiping down a counter or dusting. You can simply drive through a neighborhood and in seconds know whether not you eat a pot luck dish from a neighbor or not, as that follow through probably goes all the way into wash their hands, licking the spoons, and other more disheartening things.

Here is a really good one I know a lady, old enough to know better I might add, so not a like a rabid college student. That every time I have ever gone into her home the kitchen is an absolute wreck, cap every where, food on the counter just laying around to the point her pets both dogs and cats will help themselves. Ironically she always talks about how she would never eat from certain people at her church pot luck dinners because of their cleanliness. I literally bite my tongue in two not saying a smart ass comment like “but your kitchen is spotless I don’t understand why not?” It is almost like visiting a hoarders home but not quite to that degree. She has so much crap laying around every where on every table, desk, sofa, chair, bookcase…. so it is the stuff nightmares are made of but not to where you can’t open doors or move around yet. Then she will proceed to talk all about interior design ideas. As if? I mean get a dumpster first honey then you might have a chance and finding your counter tops and furniture so we could talk about it.

Like I said it might seem like a cruel side effect of me peering at your Facebook and Instagram posts, but hey if you just gotta brag about everything all the time you should really make sure to edit your photo like a boss. Just maybe I have a job for Hollywood in editing that does this kind of stuff for living, which might be call a Director of Continuity by the way. Which mean you spend your entire life looking at all the things no body else does…. so I see all your grossness like your dildos on the night stands when you are talking to camera in your Tik Toks. Maybe cunts like me call you out under a fake name so you get exposed for being the thirsty dumb ass that you are; ever think of that? So just keep recording those dumb videos no one is watching, it is not like your a even famous or you will ever get there at this point; it like shouting into the abyss with all the crap out there now. You could be eaten by a shark and these scroll happy retards would be like “Ha ha ha look at that asshole he just got ate by shark! Oh well” and scroll to the next spaghetti dinner being made in the sink.

Oink Oink You Disgusting Bastards,

Veronica J.